Hib Halverson
Technical Writer for Internet & Print Media
- Joined
- Mar 20, 2015
- Messages
- 229
- Location
- CenCoast CA
- V-Series Cadillac(s)?
- 2016 ATS-V Sedan, 2016 ATS-V Coupe
Back in the middle of November '14, I wrote an article for the V-Net about the technical side of the coming ATS-V. I got about a third of the way into researching that story and had one of those "come to Jesus moments" where I was, like...damn, this is going to be one f'ing bad-ass of an American sports sedan. This was before I went looking on Cadillac's media site for pictures, too. Once I had some imagery of the ATS-V, wow. I was hooked.
Since first of the year, I've been thinking about selling my Wife's Chevy HHR. It's eight years old and has served us well in 125,000 miles but the Fairest Sandra the Red, Duchess of Goleta, is tired of driving a "truck" and is ready for something new which is a little more classy and a lot more sporty. Plus, I'm thinking that with 125K on the odo, if we want to avoid increased maintenance costs which can come with high-mileage vehicles, now was the time to sell the trusty HHR.
Corvettes are our thing–we have four of them, but we've been suffering with parking problems for a couple of years. At home, we have the covered parking required by our classic car insurance policies for three, so we've been storing the fourth in a relative's garage about five miles away. I was growing tired of that arrangement, plus the Vette in question, because of its age (it's a '95 ZR-1) was going to need new weatherstrip and I was not looking forward to that task. Finally, to be honest, with two other, newer Vettes, both Z06es which are better cars, we were't driving the '95 that much.
Continuing this thought process, I was, like...sell the HHR and the ZR-1 and we'll have a fat downpayment for an ATS-V. I'm looking at some more of Cadillac PR's ATS-V imagery wjhich was recently posted on the V-Forum. Liking my idea even more.
Now back in the day, my Wife used to own a BMW but the evil ex-husband made her trade it for–oh, this guy was cruel–a Oldsmobile station wagon. She's always longed for another one, but she works for the local Cadillac dealer so a BMW is, so not going to happen, plus the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate but, when it comes to bimmers, with due respect to Swift; I won't shake it off. I'm totally a hater. Bimmers are over-priced cars for hipsters, few of whom can truly drive the "Ultimate Driving Machine", anyway. Heck, why do you think BMW puts 155-mph speed limiters on all of them–including the M-cars?
Worse yet, I think BMWs have crappy reliability/durability and they're engineered with the typical German philosophy of: why make a performance car elegantly simple, when you can make it obscenely expensive, onerously complicated and difficult to maintain. My opinions of Mercedes are pretty much the same, well...except for the additional negative that in Europe, most taxicabs are Benzes. Why would I want to pay way too much money for a taxi?
If Sandy and I are gettin' into a high-end compact sports sedan, it's gotta be a Cadillac ATS-V, most likely in Crystal White. Made in America. With a 185-mph top speed, not limited by safety nazis but by aerodynamics. With a 450-hp engine by the folks at GM Powertrain who brought you the LS-series V8s in the CTS-Vs. In a car engineered by people with some common sense about how complex high-end performance cars really need to be. I mean, hey, these guys will let you order an ATS-V without GM's pricey and not-well-executed navi, without all the extra electronics which help poor or distracted drivers change lanes without hitting something and without rain-sensing wipers for dumb asses who can't switch them on when they see drops on the windshield.
Off I went, down to our local dealer and my Wife's employer, Bunnin Chevrolet/Cadillac in Santa Barbara, California. I sat down with Bunnin's Juan Miller, the guy who orders all the cars. With Juan's help, I learned the base price of a V sedan is $61,460. One with an over-abundance of common sense (uh–that's not me) would pause at a car the size of a Chevy Cruise costing more than a Vette. Looking at some of the options for which pricing is available, add the little-V's CF package and a few other options and with destination charge, tax and license, you're at 80 large in no time. Uh...maybe my idea ain't so good for the wallet. (sigh)
I had Juan print me out a list of standard equipment then went back home to study. I needed to wade though the list, pick-out only the stuff I really "needed" and see if I could build an ATS-V for a "reasonable sum".
So...as I write this, I'm on GM's media site ATS-V pages looking at imagery and wondering, "Do I want the carbon fiber package–consisting of a more aggressive CF front splitter, CF hood vent trim, composite (non-CF) rocker extensions and a rear diffuser? The stuff looks pretty cool in pictures. The accountant in my asks, "Do I want it bad enough to pay five grand?"
Let me know what you think.
Since first of the year, I've been thinking about selling my Wife's Chevy HHR. It's eight years old and has served us well in 125,000 miles but the Fairest Sandra the Red, Duchess of Goleta, is tired of driving a "truck" and is ready for something new which is a little more classy and a lot more sporty. Plus, I'm thinking that with 125K on the odo, if we want to avoid increased maintenance costs which can come with high-mileage vehicles, now was the time to sell the trusty HHR.
Corvettes are our thing–we have four of them, but we've been suffering with parking problems for a couple of years. At home, we have the covered parking required by our classic car insurance policies for three, so we've been storing the fourth in a relative's garage about five miles away. I was growing tired of that arrangement, plus the Vette in question, because of its age (it's a '95 ZR-1) was going to need new weatherstrip and I was not looking forward to that task. Finally, to be honest, with two other, newer Vettes, both Z06es which are better cars, we were't driving the '95 that much.
Continuing this thought process, I was, like...sell the HHR and the ZR-1 and we'll have a fat downpayment for an ATS-V. I'm looking at some more of Cadillac PR's ATS-V imagery wjhich was recently posted on the V-Forum. Liking my idea even more.
Now back in the day, my Wife used to own a BMW but the evil ex-husband made her trade it for–oh, this guy was cruel–a Oldsmobile station wagon. She's always longed for another one, but she works for the local Cadillac dealer so a BMW is, so not going to happen, plus the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate but, when it comes to bimmers, with due respect to Swift; I won't shake it off. I'm totally a hater. Bimmers are over-priced cars for hipsters, few of whom can truly drive the "Ultimate Driving Machine", anyway. Heck, why do you think BMW puts 155-mph speed limiters on all of them–including the M-cars?
Worse yet, I think BMWs have crappy reliability/durability and they're engineered with the typical German philosophy of: why make a performance car elegantly simple, when you can make it obscenely expensive, onerously complicated and difficult to maintain. My opinions of Mercedes are pretty much the same, well...except for the additional negative that in Europe, most taxicabs are Benzes. Why would I want to pay way too much money for a taxi?
If Sandy and I are gettin' into a high-end compact sports sedan, it's gotta be a Cadillac ATS-V, most likely in Crystal White. Made in America. With a 185-mph top speed, not limited by safety nazis but by aerodynamics. With a 450-hp engine by the folks at GM Powertrain who brought you the LS-series V8s in the CTS-Vs. In a car engineered by people with some common sense about how complex high-end performance cars really need to be. I mean, hey, these guys will let you order an ATS-V without GM's pricey and not-well-executed navi, without all the extra electronics which help poor or distracted drivers change lanes without hitting something and without rain-sensing wipers for dumb asses who can't switch them on when they see drops on the windshield.
Off I went, down to our local dealer and my Wife's employer, Bunnin Chevrolet/Cadillac in Santa Barbara, California. I sat down with Bunnin's Juan Miller, the guy who orders all the cars. With Juan's help, I learned the base price of a V sedan is $61,460. One with an over-abundance of common sense (uh–that's not me) would pause at a car the size of a Chevy Cruise costing more than a Vette. Looking at some of the options for which pricing is available, add the little-V's CF package and a few other options and with destination charge, tax and license, you're at 80 large in no time. Uh...maybe my idea ain't so good for the wallet. (sigh)
I had Juan print me out a list of standard equipment then went back home to study. I needed to wade though the list, pick-out only the stuff I really "needed" and see if I could build an ATS-V for a "reasonable sum".
So...as I write this, I'm on GM's media site ATS-V pages looking at imagery and wondering, "Do I want the carbon fiber package–consisting of a more aggressive CF front splitter, CF hood vent trim, composite (non-CF) rocker extensions and a rear diffuser? The stuff looks pretty cool in pictures. The accountant in my asks, "Do I want it bad enough to pay five grand?"
Let me know what you think.