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WTF IS UP DENNYS?!?!?!?!?!

It's your old friend Zoomie.

Been a long time lurkinggggggggggggggggggg but I'm finally back for some nut punches and chokeholds since my wife refuses to wrestle.

I am pretty close to selling or trading in my 4BW 23 Argent 6spd tan/black with only 5k miles. Any takers? 62 grand should do it.

However I need allocation on MY25 or MY26 for the big boiiiii 5BW. I have multiple progeny now and they're growing like Tall Steve's untreated hemorrhoids.

My local dealership is still without allocation so I was hoping if someone knew if Blackwing King Dustin is still slinging bricks like it's 1994.

I am cool waiting as spending that kinda money right now isn't exactly smart.

Hope everyone is well!

Free psychiatric consultations for the craziest fucker on here who can help me!

Lots of Love,

Dr. Zoomifred Z Zelensky
 
Just for DIBS sake, I would love to buy your 4BW.

Now, is this realistic. Probably not. But I am going to float it by some folks.....by that I mean the others in my head. When they have a plan, I will float it by the boss and the kid.

Kid is driving a 2024 CTR, which cost almost that much. but alas. . . not likely to convince anyone for need of upgraded vehicle for silly kid along with upgraded payment.

Glad to have you back.
 
Dustin's still at it. Picked up my BW from him in February.
 
Just for DIBS sake, I would love to buy your 4BW.

Now, is this realistic. Probably not. But I am going to float it by some folks.....by that I mean the others in my head. When they have a plan, I will float it by the boss and the kid.

Kid is driving a 2024 CTR, which cost almost that much. but alas. . . not likely to convince anyone for need of upgraded vehicle for silly kid along with upgraded payment.

Glad to have you back.

Just for DIBS sake, I would love to buy your 4BW.

Now, is this realistic. Probably not. But I am going to float it by some folks.....by that I mean the others in my head. When they have a plan, I will float it by the boss and the kid.

Kid is driving a 2024 CTR, which cost almost that much. but alas. . . not likely to convince anyone for need of upgraded vehicle for silly kid along with upgraded payment.

Glad to have you back.
Should I get allocation, it is yours my dude.
 
thank you!
 
I’m officially in line with Dustin at Sewell Dallas for a 2026. No idea if or when I’ll get allocation with CF1 and CB seats. I will be selling my car though privately and likely flying to Dallas to pick up the new one. So if you’re in the market for a 23 4BW manual with 5100 miles as of now. Keep me posted!
 
I’m officially in line with Dustin at Sewell Dallas for a 2026. No idea if or when I’ll get allocation with CF1 and CB seats. I will be selling my car though privately and likely flying to Dallas to pick up the new one. So if you’re in the market for a 23 4BW manual with 5100 miles as of now. Keep me posted!
Did you try Carmax in Wayne?
 
I’m officially in line with Dustin at Sewell Dallas for a 2026. No idea if or when I’ll get allocation with CF1 and CB seats. I will be selling my car though privately and likely flying to Dallas to pick up the new one. So if you’re in the market for a 23 4BW manual with 5100 miles as of now. Keep me posted!
Did Dustin put in an order for you? I didn't think the MY26 orders are open yet.
 
Did Dustin put in an order for you? I didn't think the MY26 orders are open yet.
i am not sure. i do not believe MY26 orders are open yet either. i provided my info and DL and build code and received a place in line (unsure where) and a gm workbench order.
 
I don't want to even know what horrors were spoken of within the hallowed windows of Zoomie's Blackwing because at 5000 miles he obviously used it as a therapy couch.
 
I don't want to even know what horrors were spoken of within the hallowed windows of Zoomie's Blackwing because at 5000 miles he obviously used it as a therapy couch.
From defining the limits of consciousness itself to naming the colors of our favorite areolas, all is and can be discussed in the Zoomiemobile. New patients welcome.
the simpsons GIF
 
With that attitude you get a tax break on the next one! Just say you're using it for work!

After all, the client absolutely needs a massaging seat.

And a harness.
 

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